Crunch Breakspine! Week 2

This week Crunch has learned a valuable lesson. It was "Don't forget to put your stuff where it belongs, or else it just gets lost in the couch." Related note, Crunch was able to post this image after an exhaustive search for his camera.

2Pac x 3 Week 2

sweaty for your love

El Abogado Week 2/Abenture 1

El Abogado was walking out of the Courthouse with conviction #147 under his belt. "Good," he muttered to himself, shifting his briefcase to his right hand, "another abhorrent threat to society locked away." This was a big conviction - a double homicide combined with a DUI and illegal elk smuggling. All of the sudden El Abogado was on the ground, staring up into the sunlight, a menacing figure looming over him. "Your abs can't save you now!" said the figure, and El Abogado the figure. It was a perp he locked up for indecent exposure a year before. He finally got out and obviously had a grudge against our esteemed hero. Luckily the perp was four foot five and not approaching muscular; the assault was a fool's errand. After a not very prolonged fight, the perp was bloodied and brought into the halls of justice by El Abogado himself. The only damage sustained to El Abogado was a ripped shirt. Justice arrived.

Abble Jacks- Week 2

It's coooooooookie crisp.

AB Aeterno - Week 2

AB Aeterno is packing up from a loooooong 2010 school year

(yes this was actually taken IN my classroom)

Week 2!

Hello again. Here are the top 3 for best abs after week 1:
1) El Abogado
2) Tizona
3) Mr. Wilku

The winner for best abventure during week 1 was Tizona. Way to go! Boo to the rest of you who didn't do anything worth telling.

Remember that the awards are for best abs, most improved, best abventure, most abventurous, and strongest. Just because someone wins a week, does not mean that he or she wins the contest. Keep on working hard, and do those abventures!

Week 2: Peekaboo!

Peekaboo! It is I Emiliano! I took a week off of revolution to curl my stache, but I am back now and revolutionarier than ever. Let us crunch oppression together!

Week 2 Def'n Pic

lacking definition, but not ganas

Goals!!!

This may be ill timed what with the recent tragedy in the World Cup, but it was recently brought to my attention, so I decided to post it. This is what I want the blog to look like by the end of the competition. Everyone, get on buying the designer clothes, taking pics in black and white, and looking pensive in your underwear!

Week 1 Abventure: La Sandía

This story will be brief, and if not for the photo, you would be left in utter disbelief.

Preface: There once was a girl who tried eating an entire watermelon, seeds an' all. Below is the story of what became of the glutton, Tizona.

Tragar, o No Tragar, Esta es la Pregunta.

Estaba comiendo una sandía,
Cuando tragué una semilla.
Y sabes que pasó? hace solo un día?
¡La empezó crecer una sandía dentro de la barriga mía!
translation:
To swallow, or not to swallow, that is the question.

I was eating a watermelon,
When I swallowed a seed.
And do you know what happened? after only one day?
A watermelon started to grow inside my stomach!

Moral: If you are worried about having watermelon babies, best to abstain from swallowing the seeds; alternatively, you can spit them out (this can even be made into a competition of who can spit them the farthest). However, watermelon babies seem pretty innocent, so I say swallow to your heart's content!

Introducing Mr. Wilku!!!!/Week 1 cuz he was late

These are my abs. There are many out there but only set like these. They are unique. My abs may not look like much, but they CAN kill...and have.

AB Aeterno Week 1

Sittin' back with a whiskey after a long day of not working out.

Abatha Christie Week 1

A mustache never looked so good.

Introducing/ Week 1 Ichigo Kurasabi!!!

I have ab dream.....

Abble Jacks Week 1

This is a candid photo of my abs drinking some cold Seagram's gin straight from the bottle, as they are want to do. A quote from a bystander who saw this picture being taken: "Why are you guys taking half naked pictures of each other on your phones?"