Introducing Mr. Wilku!!!!/Week 1 cuz he was late

These are my abs. There are many out there but only set like these. They are unique. My abs may not look like much, but they CAN kill...and have.

AB Aeterno Week 1

Sittin' back with a whiskey after a long day of not working out.

Abatha Christie Week 1

A mustache never looked so good.

Introducing/ Week 1 Ichigo Kurasabi!!!

I have ab dream.....

Abble Jacks Week 1

This is a candid photo of my abs drinking some cold Seagram's gin straight from the bottle, as they are want to do. A quote from a bystander who saw this picture being taken: "Why are you guys taking half naked pictures of each other on your phones?"

Mighty Flexin' Abdominal Rangers Week 1

No caption was sent in with this photo, so I am just going to freestyle comment. Does anyone else see the tree of life in the hair pattern on Might Felxin' Abdominal Rangers?

Emiliano Abgato Week 1

There are no more tears. Only go time. Even as I write this, time is going. Do you see my moustache? Yes you do. Do you see my eyes? They are bloodshot. Do you see my mouth? It holds the grim grin of determination. I'll see y'all in the jungle. Welcome...

Crunch Breakspine Week 1

Crunch has been hard at work this week at the gym of his imagination.
He also made it out to the real gym at least once. This was likely
negated by a very large pork burrito, and a basket of fried clams.

Any innuendo you take from this is your own sick mind at work.

Tizona Week 1

They don't say "an apple a day" over here. No, it's "seis cervezas al diá" aqui en España.
A six pack in 10 weeks...? Ha, yall must be jokin', right? I have a six pack everyday. And I'll take that 2-sip win as well! Viva spañaaaaaaa!!!!!

mordidas,
tizona

Intoducing El ABogado, even though it's Week 1

I am El ABogado, alias Abney Taggart.

2Pac x 3 Week 1

A european intellectual, 2x3 pac often has a cigarette while
reading marx... he doesn't understand it, but knows that it looks
cool. despite this, pac is trying to quit smoking and hopefully his
abventures will help distract him from that sweet nicotine taste

Week 1 begins

Hello everyone! Week 1 has begun, so a new round of pictures will be posted. If anyone wants to predict outcomes of the abattles do so with a comment below this post. The rankings will be put up soon, but the definite winner of week 0 was 2PAC x 3, so congrats to 2PAC x 3 on the victory: Who will win this week? It depends on who has the most successful strategy. My money is still on whomever decides to get ab implants. That's just about it, but remember to check back on Friday to read about all the crazy adventures our ab contestants have gotten into.