Crunch Adventure! Week 3: Crunch vs. Sam Adams Beer

Crunch visited the Sam Adams brewery. Things went fine until some dick guard told him he couldn't swim in the brewing vats.

What to know what you get when you combine a bunch of dick security guards and an American Champion, like Crunch Breakspine?


Bunch of dead guards, that's what.

Crunch Week 3

This week Crunch had numerous miss adventures in the world of physical fitness. We call the "miss" adventures because he missed several opportunities to work out.

What a jerk.

Crunch Breakspine! Week 2

This week Crunch has learned a valuable lesson. It was "Don't forget to put your stuff where it belongs, or else it just gets lost in the couch." Related note, Crunch was able to post this image after an exhaustive search for his camera.

Crunch Breakspine Week 1

Crunch has been hard at work this week at the gym of his imagination.
He also made it out to the real gym at least once. This was likely
negated by a very large pork burrito, and a basket of fried clams.

Any innuendo you take from this is your own sick mind at work.

Introducing Crunch Breakspine!!!

You can have a "suck it" award. Just, you know, suck it.