Introducing Abble Jacks!!!

They're magically delicious!

Introducing Mighty Flexin' Abdominal Rangers!!!

I'm in. As are the components of my six pack, which are named (clockwise) Red Ab Ranger, Blue Ab Ranger, Black Ab Ranger, Green Ab Ranger, Black Ab Ranger, and Yellow Ab Ranger. Clearly denoting my whole ab region as the "Mighty flexin abdominal rangers"

Introducing Amerigo vespucci!

Mine might be meek, but they got great book smarts

Introducing Crunch Breakspine!!!

You can have a "suck it" award. Just, you know, suck it.

Introducing Abatha Christie

Winner of the cutest stomach freckle award.

Introducing Emiliano Abgato!!!

I am Emiliano Abgato and I fight for justice, revolution, and anarchy. If there is injustice I do sit ups on it, if there is a severe lack of progress I full vertical crunch it, and if there is order I use the Total Gym on it, because while it works the arms, the lats, the backs, whatever--it always works the GUT.

I have a 3 step plan for revolution: step 1) grow a bitchin' stache (check), step 2) make my face into a six pack, step 3) REVOLT! Look at my picture. LOOK! That's right I am crying...blood. By the end of this I will be crying molten-steel hard muscle. BELIEVE IT!!!

Introducing AB Aeterno

I don't work out...but I have time...

Introducing Tizona!!!

Cuidado, yo soy Tizona

Introducing 2PAC x 3!!!

The 2pacx3 has been in construction for 24 years. known to eat copious amounts of chocolate cake and beers, 2pacx3 operates best while sitting still and reclining, but he is realizing that, well, he can't win the compition without moving around, so he'll be heading round the globe on a fact finding mission of abstention