Week 7-Face is back!

Haha, My face is back. And now I have cat eyes!!! What will you do when faced with their powers??? Nothing!!! For they are cat eyes!!!















P.S. My new roomate walked in on me doing this

What type of pride?

It is I Emiliano Abgato! I went undercover during a Gay pride parade to sniff out ab revolutionaries. Unfortunately there were not as many bare abs as I thought there would be. Nevertheless I showed the goods and gained the respect of the gay community. This is what that respect looks like!

Emiliano Week 6/No face

Yes, I admit it, I cried last week. Such was my state. I got tired of crying, but could not stop. So I thought, I cannot cry if I do not have a face. So I wiped my face off, and this was the result.

Week 5: THe long dark tea time of my abs

Mi Amigos, Revolution has fallen on hard times. Bread lines are long, and crunches are short.

I shoot to kill! Emiliano Abgato Week 3

Hola All, It is I Emiliano! Yes I am holding a gun, and yes it is cocked. Look at my moustache! I have been trying to stir up revolution, but no luck. I now have a Native American Forest Spirit helping me. We initially did not see eye to eye, but 4 days in my closet and 1 vision quest later we are on the same page. While I do not like mosquitoes, I grudgingly accept their place in the ecosystem (frogs would die without them, and I love frogs). The gun was Edo's idea. He said people tend to listen, (or pretend to listen) to people with guns. From my dry run in the mall the other day I have to agree.

Emiliano Abgato Abventure Dos!

Recently, while tromping through the swamps of North Carolina, I came across a Native American spirit creature. He refused to tell me his name so I called him Edorohet (Edo for short) and took him to my house. We had a dance party where he gave me spirit powers, but then got into an argument over ecological politics. I said that mosquitoes should be destroyed and he insisted they were a valuable part of a fragile system, and that without them all life would tumble down. About half a bottle of whiskey into it we started to raise our hands and voices at each other (like in the picture!). By the time we finished the bottle we were mud-wrestling. I tied him up and put him in my closet to let him cool off. It has been 3 days and he is more pissed than ever!

Week 2: Peekaboo!

Peekaboo! It is I Emiliano! I took a week off of revolution to curl my stache, but I am back now and revolutionarier than ever. Let us crunch oppression together!

Emiliano Abgato Week 1

There are no more tears. Only go time. Even as I write this, time is going. Do you see my moustache? Yes you do. Do you see my eyes? They are bloodshot. Do you see my mouth? It holds the grim grin of determination. I'll see y'all in the jungle. Welcome...

Introducing Emiliano Abgato!!!

I am Emiliano Abgato and I fight for justice, revolution, and anarchy. If there is injustice I do sit ups on it, if there is a severe lack of progress I full vertical crunch it, and if there is order I use the Total Gym on it, because while it works the arms, the lats, the backs, whatever--it always works the GUT.

I have a 3 step plan for revolution: step 1) grow a bitchin' stache (check), step 2) make my face into a six pack, step 3) REVOLT! Look at my picture. LOOK! That's right I am crying...blood. By the end of this I will be crying molten-steel hard muscle. BELIEVE IT!!!