Week 6: Ms. Misstery

Abatha Christie has been too busy crunching her way to stardom to remember to take photos of her progress. Also she kept accidentally eating burritos before she was supposed to take photos. As these recently photos demonstrate, Abatha is still perhaps lacking the 1, 2, 3, 4, or 5 and 6 packs. But as the second pic clearly demonstrates, Abatha's obliques dominate.

Don't mind the bit of boob. It was jealous of the abventure league and wanted to know when the boobventure league was happening, because, well, it has a superiority complex. Don't even humor it, stupid attention hog.

Abatha Christie Week 4

Last week, Abatha Christie went to the beach and met a mermaid. The mermaid dusted her with magical mermaid sand, and lo and behold was gifted the powers of mermaid power. These powers include invisibility, super strength, and the ability to take punches. Side effects include lactose intolerance. (No dairy in the sea.)

Abatha Christie Week 3!

Abatha Christie celebrated a friend's birfday. Her friend happens to share a birfday with the United States of 'merica, which means there was lots of lots of drinking. And then someone found this old funfetti cake. And I say old because it was made nearly a week prior to consumption, which happened right then and there, on the floor, with 4 people and some forks. Abatha Christie had a fleeting thought that funfetti cake might not be good for her, but the thought was quickly washed away by the four or five beers she had that day. Oddly enough, she never had a thought that the beers might not be good for her.

Happy Birfday, 'merica.

Abatha Christie week 2

Haha, no caption was sent to me, so I get to rant! Have you ever thought about how useless the backstroke is? It is probably the most useless swim stroke in the world, mostly because you can't see where your going, you are super slow, and you look super pretentious performing an unavailing and borderline degrading action.

Abatha Christie Week 1

A mustache never looked so good.

Introducing Abatha Christie

Winner of the cutest stomach freckle award.