Tuesday, June 15, 2010

Introducing Emiliano Abgato!!!

I am Emiliano Abgato and I fight for justice, revolution, and anarchy. If there is injustice I do sit ups on it, if there is a severe lack of progress I full vertical crunch it, and if there is order I use the Total Gym on it, because while it works the arms, the lats, the backs, whatever--it always works the GUT.

I have a 3 step plan for revolution: step 1) grow a bitchin' stache (check), step 2) make my face into a six pack, step 3) REVOLT! Look at my picture. LOOK! That's right I am crying...blood. By the end of this I will be crying molten-steel hard muscle. BELIEVE IT!!!

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