2PAC x 3
The 2pacx3 has been in construction for 24 years. known to eat copious amounts of chocolate cake and beers, 2pacx3 operates best while sitting still and reclining, but he is realizing that, well, he can't win the compition without moving around, so he'll be heading round the globe on a fact finding mission of abstention
AB Aeterno
I don't work out...but I have time...
Abatha Christie
Winner of the cutest stomach freckle award.
Abble Jacks
They're magically delicious!
El Abogado
I am El ABogado, alias Abney Taggart.
Amerigo vespucci!
Mine might be meek, but they got great book smarts
Crunch Breakspine
You can have a "suck it" award. Just, you know, suck it.
Emiliano Abgato
I am Emiliano Abgato and I fight for justice, revolution, and anarchy. If there is injustice I do sit ups on it, if there is a severe lack of progress I full vertical crunch it, and if there is order I use the Total Gym on it, because while it works the arms, the lats, the backs, whatever--it always works the GUT.
I have a 3 step plan for revolution: step 1) grow a bitchin' stache (check), step 2) make my face into a six pack, step 3) REVOLT! Look at my picture. LOOK! That's right I am crying...blood. By the end of this I will be crying molten-steel hard muscle. BELIEVE IT!!!
Ichigo Kurasabi
I have ab dream.....
Mighty Flexin' Abdominal Rangers
I'm in. As are the components of my six pack, which are named (clockwise) Red Ab Ranger, Blue Ab Ranger, Black Ab Ranger, Green Ab Ranger, Black Ab Ranger, and Yellow Ab Ranger. Clearly denoting my whole ab region as the "Mighty flexin abdominal rangers"
Mr. Wilku
These are my abs. There are many out there but only set like these. They are unique. My abs may not look like much, but they CAN kill...and have.
Tizona
Cuidado, yo soy Tizona
