Hi all, and Welcome to the League of Abstrodinary Gentlemen (and Ladies). Here are the rules:
The league consists of betting on the outcomes of a contest that goes on for 10 weeks. The contest is one of abdominal six packs. That is right we are competing to see who can get the best 6er over a 10 week period. Participants will use whatever means necessary to increase definition over a 10 week period in order to win in the following categories: 1) best six pack, 2) most improved stomach, 3) strongest sixer, 4) best six-pack adventure, and 5) most adventurous six-pack. six-packs in question will be ranked weekly by 3 objective judges, in order to determine a ranking amongst participants. At the end of the competition the best six pack (1) and most improved six pack (2) will be determined in this manner. Keep in mind definition does not equal strength, sometimes it is about having little to no body-fat. Strongest six pack will be determined by contestants submitting a picture of them doing an act of strength with their stomach, which will also be determined by 3 objective judges. Every week contestants take a picture of their stomach doing an adventure and write a short blurb narrating the event. The best narrative/picture over the 10 week period will be awarded the best six pack adventure (4), and the most consitently adventurous six pack will be awarded the most adventurous six-pack award (5). Both of these will be judged by a jury of our peers. The prizes for each of these awards are awesome and sendable over the mail (no jello molds).
The fantasy-league aspect of this competition is the following. Each week six packs will be ranked in relation to each other and then forced into combat with one another while bystanders will predict the outcome. For each successful outcome predicted the bystander gains a point. Bystanders also get to predict who will win each of the various awards at the end of competition and receive points for their predictions. At the end of the 10 weeks the bystander with the most points wins an awesome to be determined prize. To simulate the combat a 20 sided die will be rolled to represent damage done by a six pack. Damage will be determined by the number rolled by the die-ranking. For example if the best six pack for the week (rank 1) faces the fifth best (rank 5) and both roll a 5, the 1st ranked does 4 damage and the fifth does 0. Thus the first ranked is the winner, but if the first ranked rolls a 1, and the 5th ranked rolls a 9, then the fifth ranked wins. Ties can be predicted. There will also be an award for most winningest six pack.
Here are the Rules for judging and pictures:
The pictures will be judged buy how flattering they make your abs look (the adventure pictures will be judged by how adventurous they make your abs look). Here are the rules for obtaining a 6-pack: there are none. If you want to get ab implants and they end up looking better than the real abs, you win. If you can convincingly make abs out of silly-puddy and attach them to your torso fooling all the judges, that is allowed. If you perform sacrifices to your dark lord in order to get the best abs, that is allowed. All is allowed, however, if the judges are able to discern fake abs from real abs, you lose. Besides that anything goes!!!!
