What type of pride?

It is I Emiliano Abgato! I went undercover during a Gay pride parade to sniff out ab revolutionaries. Unfortunately there were not as many bare abs as I thought there would be. Nevertheless I showed the goods and gained the respect of the gay community. This is what that respect looks like!

Week 6: relabxing

Oh, didn't see you there. El Abogado was just lounging, having a nice drink when you rudely encountered him laying out in all of his glory. How dare you?! Well then, now that El Abodago has gotten all of his indignant frustration out, would you care to join him for a drink? You look ab-solutely fabulous, did El Abogado mention that before? Rabishing, even. Oh, you would like a drink? How about we take these drinks into El Abogado's hot tub? Yes, El Abogado has a hot tub, in fact he has three. He also has a master bedroom, would you like to see it? Well....?

Week 6: Ms. Misstery

Abatha Christie has been too busy crunching her way to stardom to remember to take photos of her progress. Also she kept accidentally eating burritos before she was supposed to take photos. As these recently photos demonstrate, Abatha is still perhaps lacking the 1, 2, 3, 4, or 5 and 6 packs. But as the second pic clearly demonstrates, Abatha's obliques dominate.

Don't mind the bit of boob. It was jealous of the abventure league and wanted to know when the boobventure league was happening, because, well, it has a superiority complex. Don't even humor it, stupid attention hog.

2pacx3 week 6

more pics to come!

Emiliano Week 6/No face

Yes, I admit it, I cried last week. Such was my state. I got tired of crying, but could not stop. So I thought, I cannot cry if I do not have a face. So I wiped my face off, and this was the result.

Crunch Breakspine! Week 6

 

Crunch returns from a short disappearance!  My travels took me near and far! Well, around New England anyway.  Now to finish my laundry and watch old episodes of Lost. Yay!

Week 6!!!

My how time is flying. A quick update for the abventures: it looks like Tizona may take the award for most abventurous. By the way, she won week 5's abventure. Sorry there is not more on the witty front, but it is difficult to do with police sirens and a spoonful of sugar crying in the background. Who would have thought the sugar is louder than the sirens? Keep those week 6 pics coming!!!

lts amore!

i was walking down the street the other day and i saw this beautiful woman trapped in a tapestry painting smoking a joint. well, i couldn't just leave her there and i tried and tried with my arms to pull her out of the tapestry... to no avail! looking for a sign of life, i finally took my shirt off and flexed the abs for her. her gaze turned my way, and she passed me the joint! it must be love, what else could it be??????

Abventure 5: Tizona vs. Aphrodite

I was strolling around in the Prado, scoping it out for a prank I wanted to do another day, when I stumbled upon two statues bickering. I had originally planned to return at a later date painted as a statue and pose next to one, taking care not to actually touch it, and see if anyone would notice, but I wasn't expecting to encounter such dynamic statues!

Adonis was kvetching to Aphrodite, that she was too full of herself and that her beauty was essentially useless when he noticed me listening in on their dispute. He began to ask me if I'd mind being a little less nosy and consider giving them a bit of privacy when he noticed my unique physique. He asked if I had a six pack, and I said, "No, not yet; I have a two pack but even so it is far more practical than that voluptuous thang Aphrodite's got going on." He frowned slightly, and then asked me to reveal my pack. When I did, he realized immediately of its utility and asked me if I'd fancy assuming Aphrodite's position. I said, "Sure, hombre, but don't I need to prove my strength, or something?? Can't I kick Aphrodite off her pedestal?" He pondered this somewhat startling request for a moment, realized two women fighting is never a bad sight, and permitted me to duel with Aphrodite for the post. I conquered her handily, and she fled.

I assumed my post, of course "baring" the appropriate lack of attire for a proper Greek goddess. After a while of chatting, Adonis, threw me what he thought was sure to be a twister. He inquired, "For times of war, it is vastly evident that your pack is very valuable, but what good is it for times of peace?" I responded, "Why, for dancing, of course! What's more, how do you think I maintain my pack?!! It's all about the dancing!" He commanded, "Dance for me then," and proceeded to show him the dance I had once learned from a exuberant pack of dancing wood nymphs.

Later that afternoon, poor Adonis, felt so lonely and foolish when told him I couldn't stay by his side in the Prado forever. However, he seemed to understand when I told him my pack was needed to tame some lions in Kenya. Also, hopefully, in some time Aphrodite will hobble her way back to be reunited with him - this time all the wiser with the avant-garde insight that she should do more dancing instead of just slouching around lookin' pretty all day.

Results Week 5

Well, out of three contestants this week, the rankings are as follow: 1) Tizona, 2) El Abogado, 3) Emiliano AbGato. Thank you judges, and we hope to see you next week. As for those of you who haven't posted shame. Eating a burrito is not a good excuse, and doesn't even effect you that day (it effects you in a week). Also being a poop burrito is also not an excuse. Poop can still have a sixer

Week 5/The Heist

El Abogado took an unexpected vacation last week. Either that or he was captured by ninja terrorists who brought him to the Great Salt Lake and washed his cuts in its water. Cruel, cruel ninja terrorists. They didn't want to kill him. Only perform their quasi-baptism in salt water. Either way, he can't talk about it.

Another way to win: Esleep

I figure they must have something like this or even more advanced in the states... In Spain, this product is selling like hot cakes as people attempt to get beach bodies for the verano.

Check out that "Top Def!" woooo!

Week 5: THe long dark tea time of my abs

Mi Amigos, Revolution has fallen on hard times. Bread lines are long, and crunches are short.

Tizona Week 5 Definition

Count 'em: uno...dosss.

With 5weeks remaining, if I gain approximately one more pack each week, I should be armed with all six by the end of the tenth.

...Cake.

WEEK 5-ABsent

First off, apologies for all, for not posting results, or week 4 updates. My bad. I got this wonderful kick in the pants from a contestant, and he/she (I like anonymity) is exactly right in both sentiment and wording:

i hate to be a salty hog dog about this but i dont really are to submit more pics and ABventures if there is no winner announced each week - regardless if you're tyhe actual judge or i never win - without getting feedback i will probably stop posting

get on your shit bitch

So consider my shit gotten on. As such, here are the winners for week 4! In the definition category, 1) El Abogado 2) Tizona, 3) Abble Jacks!!! for the abventures (week 3): 1) Tizona, 2) El Abogado, 3) Crunch Breakspine!!!