Tizona vs. the Sun

Tizona and her pak challenged the Sun to a duel. The Sun won.

Week 9

The winner of Week 8 was Tizona. Man things are really winding up. I hope everyone is ready for the Week 10 Grand Finale!!! it will be like a hot Tamale of ab excitement. I can smell it already!!!

Week 9-El Abogado

El Abogado has undergone a change of scenery. Rather than his childhood home, he has relocated to a den of thieves, cheats, and drunks. And politicians. El Abogado has become redundant, for which he apologizes. El Abogado has encountered new challenges in this relocated place: homeless people, expensive beer, and rabid dogs. That's right, El Abogado fought off a wild dog. A pack of wild dogs. The dogs picked up his well-toned (abs) scent and tracked him for hours. They followed him all across the city, finally cornering El Abogado on G Street. The first dog attacked El Abogado straight on, but El Abogado deflected it with his stomach muscles. As the other dogs readied their attack, El Abogado stepped into a building with a heavy glass door. The rabid dogs, lacking sufficient appendages and height with which to generate force, were powerless to get to him. El Abogado anti-climatically walked inside and ate a turkey sandwich. The disappointed, rabid dogs realized that they could not even starve out El Abogado, and left him alone in search of other prey who would not be so elusive and strong-abed.

Crunch Week 9

 

Crunch sorry he not update recently.  Crunch not find time to go to gym lately and feel like flabby weak man.  Crunch Not Make Same Mistake Again!

Lions in Tarangire NP

For those of you that picked up on the euphemism for sex in my last post, but don't have access to flickr... Eat your heart out:


RrrrrrroooOoaaaarrr,
Tizona

Abventure 8: Nyama Choma

Tizona was absent for the past two weeks because she went on vacation in Kenya and Tanzania. Yes, even superheroes go on vacation.

Although she was on vacation, she thought for sure she'd end up wrestling a few untamed lions but was pleasantly surprised to find them all getting it on *cough, cough* getting along quite well.
Instead, Tizona was needed unexpectedly one evening when the kitchen at a very happening local dive ran out of charcoal. There were so many hungry people requesting nyama choma (roasted goat meat), that she couldn't help offering her grill. The photo shows a mguu (leg) roasting on her grill. (photo by ALM)

Did I mention that Tizona was in a predominately Muslim part of Tanzania when she offered her grill's service?? And despite her friend's strongly urged advice, she took no heed to keep her pack concealed and, to her safari guide's (Juma or Tony depending on his mood and which ID card he whips out) boisterous rooting, went ahead with the grilling...

And that she may have had a run in with drunken government officials and the police and been compared to some crazy trouble-making, international-scandal-causing, Germans from years past... and gotten Juma (a real dunce who kinda deserved what he had coming) dragged down to the police station...? ah, well - all in the name of feeding the hungry.

Lastly, please abstain from making any inappropriate comments, like "he used my grill to get to my rack". Tizona and her deeds are not a joking matter, and she would not take lightly to that sort of slander.

El Abogado in a towel

El Abogado has not forgotten about this little sporting competition. On the contrary, El Abogado wanted to make you beg like the Randian looters that you are!

Additionally, you all are pervets, sneaking up on El Abogado right after he showered. It's a good thing you didn't catch him right after this photo was snapped. You eyes might have been permanently blinded! Or El Abogado might have been permanently shamed.

def'n pic week ocho

One pack

two pack

red pack

blue pack

Week 8ers/beep-boop-boop-beep

I AM A ROBOT!!! I HAVE BEEN CAPTURED BY THE LEAGUE OF ROBOTIC ABCROBATICS!!! DEATH TO FLESHIES!

WEEK 8/WE'RE GREAT

Did any of you catch the tongue-in cheek tone of the posting? I did. Probably because I wrote it. Well, it is obvious that last week's winner was Emiliano Abgato. There is no second. Let's hope this is more than just a contest of one in the coming week.

Week 7-Face is back!

Haha, My face is back. And now I have cat eyes!!! What will you do when faced with their powers??? Nothing!!! For they are cat eyes!!!















P.S. My new roomate walked in on me doing this

Week 7

Wow, We are now more done than not done. It seems like only yesterday everybody was waddling around with no-packs. Now definition has set in, some people have flatter bellies, and some have disappeared. This is a lucky week, so you never know what may happen! Good luck to all the contestants. And by the way, by unanimous decision Emiliano Abgato won the abventure for week 6!

What type of pride?

It is I Emiliano Abgato! I went undercover during a Gay pride parade to sniff out ab revolutionaries. Unfortunately there were not as many bare abs as I thought there would be. Nevertheless I showed the goods and gained the respect of the gay community. This is what that respect looks like!

Week 6: relabxing

Oh, didn't see you there. El Abogado was just lounging, having a nice drink when you rudely encountered him laying out in all of his glory. How dare you?! Well then, now that El Abodago has gotten all of his indignant frustration out, would you care to join him for a drink? You look ab-solutely fabulous, did El Abogado mention that before? Rabishing, even. Oh, you would like a drink? How about we take these drinks into El Abogado's hot tub? Yes, El Abogado has a hot tub, in fact he has three. He also has a master bedroom, would you like to see it? Well....?

Week 6: Ms. Misstery

Abatha Christie has been too busy crunching her way to stardom to remember to take photos of her progress. Also she kept accidentally eating burritos before she was supposed to take photos. As these recently photos demonstrate, Abatha is still perhaps lacking the 1, 2, 3, 4, or 5 and 6 packs. But as the second pic clearly demonstrates, Abatha's obliques dominate.

Don't mind the bit of boob. It was jealous of the abventure league and wanted to know when the boobventure league was happening, because, well, it has a superiority complex. Don't even humor it, stupid attention hog.