Abble Jacks- Week 2

It's coooooooookie crisp.

AB Aeterno - Week 2

AB Aeterno is packing up from a loooooong 2010 school year

(yes this was actually taken IN my classroom)

Week 2!

Hello again. Here are the top 3 for best abs after week 1:
1) El Abogado
2) Tizona
3) Mr. Wilku

The winner for best abventure during week 1 was Tizona. Way to go! Boo to the rest of you who didn't do anything worth telling.

Remember that the awards are for best abs, most improved, best abventure, most abventurous, and strongest. Just because someone wins a week, does not mean that he or she wins the contest. Keep on working hard, and do those abventures!

Week 2: Peekaboo!

Peekaboo! It is I Emiliano! I took a week off of revolution to curl my stache, but I am back now and revolutionarier than ever. Let us crunch oppression together!

Week 2 Def'n Pic

lacking definition, but not ganas

Goals!!!

This may be ill timed what with the recent tragedy in the World Cup, but it was recently brought to my attention, so I decided to post it. This is what I want the blog to look like by the end of the competition. Everyone, get on buying the designer clothes, taking pics in black and white, and looking pensive in your underwear!

Week 1 Abventure: La Sandía

This story will be brief, and if not for the photo, you would be left in utter disbelief.

Preface: There once was a girl who tried eating an entire watermelon, seeds an' all. Below is the story of what became of the glutton, Tizona.

Tragar, o No Tragar, Esta es la Pregunta.

Estaba comiendo una sandía,
Cuando tragué una semilla.
Y sabes que pasó? hace solo un día?
¡La empezó crecer una sandía dentro de la barriga mía!
translation:
To swallow, or not to swallow, that is the question.

I was eating a watermelon,
When I swallowed a seed.
And do you know what happened? after only one day?
A watermelon started to grow inside my stomach!

Moral: If you are worried about having watermelon babies, best to abstain from swallowing the seeds; alternatively, you can spit them out (this can even be made into a competition of who can spit them the farthest). However, watermelon babies seem pretty innocent, so I say swallow to your heart's content!

Introducing Mr. Wilku!!!!/Week 1 cuz he was late

These are my abs. There are many out there but only set like these. They are unique. My abs may not look like much, but they CAN kill...and have.

AB Aeterno Week 1

Sittin' back with a whiskey after a long day of not working out.

Abatha Christie Week 1

A mustache never looked so good.

Introducing/ Week 1 Ichigo Kurasabi!!!

I have ab dream.....

Abble Jacks Week 1

This is a candid photo of my abs drinking some cold Seagram's gin straight from the bottle, as they are want to do. A quote from a bystander who saw this picture being taken: "Why are you guys taking half naked pictures of each other on your phones?"

Mighty Flexin' Abdominal Rangers Week 1

No caption was sent in with this photo, so I am just going to freestyle comment. Does anyone else see the tree of life in the hair pattern on Might Felxin' Abdominal Rangers?

Emiliano Abgato Week 1

There are no more tears. Only go time. Even as I write this, time is going. Do you see my moustache? Yes you do. Do you see my eyes? They are bloodshot. Do you see my mouth? It holds the grim grin of determination. I'll see y'all in the jungle. Welcome...

Crunch Breakspine Week 1

Crunch has been hard at work this week at the gym of his imagination.
He also made it out to the real gym at least once. This was likely
negated by a very large pork burrito, and a basket of fried clams.

Any innuendo you take from this is your own sick mind at work.